Thursday, March 13, 2008

Men! Can't Live With Them/Can't Live Without Them - More Boob Jokes



Okay, I received a couple more jokes that I wanted to share with you. These two were sent by Elena Maus, who works over in our Biological and Ecological Engineering Department. Hope you enjoy them!

First, this picture of a "free mammogram". And, then this little story!

>> Students in an advanced Biology class were taking a mid-term.
>> The last question was, "Name 7 advantages of Mother's Milk," worth 70
>> points or none at all.
>>
>> One student found it hard to think of 7 advantages, he struggled
>> to think of things, but finally he wrote:
>>
>> 1. It is the perfect formula for the child.
>>
>> 2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
>>
>> 3. It is always at the right temperature.
>>
>> 4. It is inexpensive.
>>
>> 5. It bonds the child to mother and vice versa.
>>
>> 6. It is always available when needed.
>>
>> And then, the student was stuck. Finally, just before the bell
>> rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
>>
>> 7. It comes in such cute containers.
>>
>> He got an "A."

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