My Xeloda by Heather Kenagy

Hey everyone,
Remember awhile back when my colleague said that I should compose a song entitled "My Xeloda" to "My Sharona" music? Well, one of my friends took me up on it! Heather Kenagy, with the help some friends who has a studio, composed the following song. Scroll down to click on the widget to hear Heather singing! She's done a wonderful job! It's just too funny and also well done! Thanks again, Heather!

Oooh you make my fingers numb, fingers numb
My hands they used to be just fine, Xeloda
Now I have insomnia, insomnia
REM sleep's fallin' way behind, Xeloda
Have the little pills in my hand
take them every day; wanna throw them out
throw them up, throw them all away... My my my i yi WOOOO
M M M MY Xeloda

Tried to have some viniagrette, viniagrette
You gave me sores on my gumline, Xeloda
Sores appearing everywhere, everywhere
Can't eat anything with spice, Xeloda
Have the little pills in my hand
take them every day; wanna throw them out
throw them up, throw them all away... My my my i yi WOOOO
M M M MY Xeloda
M M M MY Xeloda

Acne keeps a breakin' out, breakin out
My chin looks like a big stop sign, Xeloda
Even though you help me out, help me out
Why couldn't this have been benign, Xeloda?
Have the little pills in my hand
take them every day; wanna throw them out
throw them up, throw them all away... My my my i yi WOOOO
m m m m m m m My my my i yi Woo
M M M MY Xeloda
M M M MY Xeloda
M M M MY Xeloda
M M M MY Xeloda

***GUITAR SOLO***
Isn't it cool? Thank you so much, Heather! I love it!
Dee

Words © Heather Kenagy